College Is Hard
Posted by Scout
We thought it was going to be easier than this.
But on the other side, we didn’t anticipate it being this much fun.
We’ve come to the conclusion that college= high school^nth
Or maybe thats’s just how I would put it since I just got out of Econ class and my mind is working on math-mode…Anna, having just been in a film class, might use words or story boards to represent our shared thought.
Either way, we have become master bullshitters. The most important thing that I have leanred so far (other than how to illegally download stuff from the internet, how to write a thesis statement, and how our economy works) it is that bullshitting is a golden tool.
Have an idea for a paper that could be easily summed up in a page? TOO BAD! You’re going to have to write six! That means five whole pages of bullshit!
-Find as many quotes as you possibly can (of course, make sure you MLA-format them)
-Make wikipedia your best friend
-Learn to just write anything you can possibly ever think of no matter how much you may want to stop writing. Just keep writing. Write more than you can possibly fathom writing. And then write more. And then get more quotes. And then format them.
And a final one my suitemate taught me…
-If you make your periods and commas size 14 font, for every three pages you gain half a page, and it’s totally undetectable.
