With merely 12 days left until I am plopped in some strange building with bizzare, overly-excited people wearing all sorts of outfits in an attempt to show off their most atractive feature on the first day of school, I have indeed decided to go vegan.
I have also decided to take absolutely no shit (or dairy/meat) from my parents for the next 12 days. I do this for them, of course; I bet they will miss me trudging around the house in my pajamas until 3pm, kicking my brother off the TV whenever I so choose, and most of all rolling my eyes at them while saying the infamous, “This is ridiculous.”
So, Joan, you are truly being ridiculous. Chill.
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